Gaelic Storm: "Born To Be A Bachelor" lyrics

This had to be shared. Partly because I love all things Irish-the country, the coffee, the accents, the men...but also because it's just hilarious. It seems that no matter where they live, men who happily choose the bachelor life are all the same. :-)





Born To Be A Bachelor 


Let me introduce meself,
Me name 'tis Paddy Green
I am me mammy's pride and joy
A fine oul' buachaillin!
I come from the county Waterford,
Near the village of Tramore,
I've been living at home since I was one,
And now I'm forty-four!

Chorus:
I was born to be a Bachelor,
I'll never walk down the aisle,
Me ma still makes me breakfast,
Livin' it up in style,
Girls, ye'll never catch me,
Stayin' single, is the plan
Born to be a Bachelor,
Sure I'm yer only man!

Well it's into town on the Saturday night,
Me and the boys go on a spree,
You can go down to the disco,
And have a drink with me!
With the ladies on the dance floor,
I'm a wild and crazy guy,
With me white socks and me black suede shoes,
And me thin red leather tie!

I was born to be a Bachelor,
I'll never walk down the aisle,
Me ma still makes me breakfast,
Livin' it up in style,
Girls, ye'll never catch me,
Stayin' single, is the plan
Born to be a Bachelor,
Sure I'm yer only man!
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/g/gaelic_storm/born_to_be_a_bachelor.html ]
Then it's off to mass next morning,
I'm wearin' me Sunday best,
I've got no wife to fight with,
So I've no sins to confess!
After church, the married men
Go home, oh what a shame!
'Cause I'm scullin' da pints down at the pub
I'm watchin' the football game!

I was born to be a Bachelor,
I'll never walk down the aisle,
Me ma still makes me breakfast,
Livin' it up in style,
Girls, ye'll never catch me,
Stayin' single, is the plan
Born to be a Bachelor,
Sure I'm yer only man!

I'm a ramblin' ranter, I'm a rollin' stone,
I'm a galavanter' g'wan so leave me alone,
If yer out to get married, you'll get no joy,
Cause I was born and bred to be a bachelor boy!

Now up in Lisdoonvarna,
They've an old matchmaker's fair,
The girls all go a huntin'
So you'll never see me there!
I have a Russian sweetheart,
A fine oul' thing is she!
She's out in Vladivostok
And that's close enough for me!

I was born to be a Bachelor,
I'll never walk down the aisle,
Me ma still makes me breakfast,
Livin' it up in style,
Girls, ye'll never catch me,
Stayin' single, is the plan
Born to be a Bachelor,
Sure I'm yer only man!

Bachelor Status: Choice or Condition?

There are probably a million happy bachelors out there...men who love living the single life, raging it up with their friends, answering to no one, free to hook up with any & all hotties that strike their fancy, no string attached. However, some 60 percent of singles out there admit they would love to find someone to have a committed relationship with. We're not talking MARRIAGE here, but simply a long-term relationship with someone they can enjoy companionship and common interests with. Women aren't the only ones out there looking for a special someone. A lot of men, especially those in their 30s and 40s, are looking too.
So here's my question: is being a bachelor a choice or a condition? Are there more men out there going "I just really, really want to be single" or is it more a result of them just not being about to find and maintain a relationship? I have found that the older I get, as more and more of my friends are becoming serious in their relationships or getting married, the single friends are fewer and further between. As our peers are settling down, the single life seems to lose its appeal a tiny bit. There are no more drunken weekend guys nights picking up chicks and living it up. For the women, there are fewer early morning walks of shame. Most people past a certain age, seem to be looking for something more substantial.
So what is it that keeps people from finding that special someone or at least that someone special enough to develop a real relationship?
1. Location. Where are you meeting people? Are you picking them up after a few drinks in at a dimly lit bar? Did you meet them at a party? That's not to say those meetings will never end well, but there are a few places that might work better. For example, don't be afraid to ask your friends to fix you up with someone they know. Who knows you better than your friends? Chances are, in your circle of friends there are some singles that you might enjoy meeting. Plus, it's a good start to dinner conversation when you can discuss a mutual friend to break the ice. Also, it's like a blind date, but with less chance that the person you go out with is a serial killer. Another way to meet people is online. Yes, we've all heard the horror stories. But online dating is not what it used to be. Don't believe me? Check out our episode on "The Wonderful World of Online Dating". There are a lot of people out there doing it and by getting to know someone online, you will feel more comfortable meeting face to face.
2. Hooking Up. We've all done the far-too-early-drunken-hook up with the guy or girl from the bar/party that you flirted with all night and felt cosmically attracted to. But we also all know where that ends---with a really awkward morning after goodbye and a very low chance of seeing each other again. Instant attraction is awesome, but the truth is sex is only going to get better the more you like someone and the more comfortable you are with them. That's not to say casual sex can't be hot, but when there's actual feeling and the excitement of some sort of a future relationship, it's way hotter. If you're looking for something real, hold off on the hookup until you get to know each other a little better.
3. Be honest & be yourself. It's soooooooo tempting to only show someone you really like the best aspects of yourself or the version of yourself that you want to be. However, if there's any possibility of things moving forward, you have to let them see the real you, good or bad. Maybe not all at once so that you scare them off, but don't lie and don't be afraid to show the less flattering parts of yourself. You can order salad on your first date even when you want a cheeseburger, you can leave the room to burp (or worse), you can wear an amazing push-up bra (or if you're a guy stuff your pants), and you can hold back your opinions that you think they won't like. But the real truth is, eventually all that stuff comes out. And if you see a future with somebody, better you start off by being yourself. Let them like you for you.
4. Attraction isn't everything. Finally, remember attraction isn't everything. Yes fellas, that girl might be smokin hot. She could be sexy, with a perfect body, and know tricks you've only seen in movies. But can she talk to you? Does she have opinions? Does she make you laugh? Do you like doing other stuff with her? Same for you ladies. Eventually, the attraction you feel for someone is going to have to move past the physical and into something deeper, especially if you want to be in a relationship.
Maybe you love being a bachelor. Or maybe you look at everyone around you and secretly wish you could have what they have---someone who loves them that they love back, who stands by them day in and day out, and who they can count on. So ask yourself this...are you a bachelor by choice or by condition?

Happy Easter!!!

Happy Easter Everyone!!!

Three of my FAVORITE celebrity bachelors...

Ok...so as we have been collecting our single, young, attractive bachelors for our upcoming Bachelor of the Year contest, I personally have been reflecting on some of my favorite celebrity bachelors. I've come up with three of the hottest, most delectable, delicious bachelors on the market in the Holly-hood right now. First up, we've got Latin hottie Adam Rodriguez, who stars on CSI Miami & has been in a number of movies. Not only is he a familiar face on the big & small screen, but he's also a regular on one of my favorite shows, TMZ where he is always personable & funny. Nothing like a star who doesn't think they're too good to talk to the regular people...or slightly weird cameramen of TMZ (where do they come up with their questions???). Here's to you Adam!

Next up is one of the sexiest rappers on the planet. Not only do I like a tough guy, but I love a man that can string together lyrics that involve more than "bitches, blunts, & hoes". While his subject matter may not always be something I would write about, the English major in me has infinite respect for his lyrical talents. Also...he's smokin hott! Eminem used to be a scrawny, blonde kid with an attitude from the wrong side of the tracks & even then I loved him & his often offensive music. However, over the years he's grown into a savvy business man who's fought addiction and his inner demons. Plus...is it just me or has he put on like 50 pounds of solid muscle??? 

And finally, I've saved the best for last. The man who has done the unthinkable & replaced Johnny Depp   as the sexiest man alive (for me). Not only is he an awesome actor who isn't afraid to step outside blockbusters and star in Indie films like Lars & The Real Girl (seriously-if you haven't seen it, give it a chance!), but he also appears to be the sweetest guy out there. First, he speaks so highly of his ex's Rachel McAdams & Sandra Bullock, that I would date him just to become his ex. Who doesn't dig a guy that doesn't get bitter & bash his ex's? Second, a former victim of bullying, Ryan Gosling is not afraid to step in & break up a fight, as he did in a highly publicized moment on the streets of NYC. The whole thing was caught on somebody's cell phone camera. Ryan, who takes martial arts, is a foody who can cook, & loves animals (be still my heart!) is, it seems, the PERFECT MAN. If you listen to our show, you know I mention my undying love for him as often as possible. We should definitely send him a Bachelor of the Year t-shirt...if only we had his address...on second thought, not sure I could be trusted not to stalk him. 

So, those are my top three bachelors. But don't be afraid fellas...I'm fairly confident these men are not entering our contest, so you still have a shot. Why don't you write in & tell us why YOU deserve to be Bachelor of the Year. And in the meantime ladies, send us a note telling us who your favorite celebrity bachelor is & why & we'll post it on our blog. :-)

Bachelor of the Year Extension & Clarification. :-)

All the single fellas: We pushed back the date on our Bachelor of the Year episode which means if you would still like to enter, you have time! Just to clarify what this contest is (as there has been a wee bit of confusion and I nearly got punched by someone's girlfriend when I made the unfortunate mistake of asking him to enter), this is not a dating contest. We are not fixing anybody up. It doesn't matter if you are gay or straight. This is simply a contest for single men, who don't mind submitting a few pictures and a short bio and being judged solely on their looks and their charming description of their likes and dislikes. Women (and/or men) will have the opportunity to vote on their favorite guys & the top three will go on our radio show where they will answer a series of questions & challenges which are worth points and the guy with the most points will win the title "Bachelor of the Year" as well as a really cool prize basket filled with gifts and restaurant vouchers and things like that. I repeat, this is NOT a dating contest. I am NOT hitting on you if I ask you to enter. We will NOT be fixing anyone up. This event will NOT be televised. If you would still like to enter, please send three photos of yourself with a short bio to sorryweareperfect@gmail.com.