In case you missed last night's show, check out this segment and do not forget to download the episode on Itunes!
Bullying
Bullying will look very different. After decades of Americans gluttonous ways, and by McDonalds subsidizing our failing schools by turning the school cafeteria into a McDonalds....finally overweight children will outweigh the number of healthier kids...thus teachers and guidance counselors will have to keep their eyes out for the gang of giant kids picking on outcast athletes...
Stock Market
The stock market will be relocated to Las Vegas completing its transformation into becoming an actual casino....atleast this way when you lose your pension you can enjoy a free Sorry We Are Perfect Cocktail!
President and Vice President
We will have elected our first Lesbian President and Gay Vice President, when our nation finally gets a grip on reality realizing that gays werent detroying the institution of marriage, and were in fact a great contribution to society. With America facing a dismal economy they decided to elect financial guru and lady lover, Suzie Orman to whip our country back into fiscal shape...and the fact that her running mate could improve the perception people have about the US, just simply by being Legen-....VOTE FOR IT---Neil Patrick Harris...who could pass up this incredibly gay duo.....for better or for worse, their first order of business was NOT to force each state to allow gays to marry but rather forced those state who did NOT allow gay marriage to make getting a divorce illegal...
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