Hey Kardashians, I Think We Are Kaught Up!

Dear Reality TV Producers,
First of all, I would like to thank you for providing endless hours of entertainment in the form of shows you call "reality" tv.  I am, and always will be a loyal fan who is bound to the edge of my seat in anticipation of what you will come up with next!  But, before that happens there is something that I would appreciate you taking care of before we let the excitement roll on.

I understand that the Kardashian Klan are one of the most popular Reality Tv franchise's out there, but could you please refrain from producing any more spin offs!  The nice thing about TV is that even though by the end of the season you wish the show could go on forever, there is a need to have a little break from our guilty pleasures.  Yes, it is true that at the end of almost every season of the Real Housewives of (ANYWHERE)  I am left like a hysterical girly boy who's been recently dumped, begging the ladies for just one more episode.  And sure, maybe it takes a couple weeks and a Saturday afternoon marathon for me to calm down, but it always works out, I know they will be back in just over 9 months.  In the meantime I am able to pick up the pieces of my life and get involved with some other healthy extra curricular activities, like Yoga, and The Jersey Shore...  But oh no!  Not with the Kardashians, once the main show, Keeping Up with The Kardashians is over, you instantly air some Sable-Headed Step Sister Spin off!  I don't care that Khloe and Kourtey are in Miami, or that Kim and Kourtney have decided to annoy NYC...and so help me god if you make a Rob and Scott take over Dallas I don't think that is something I will be able to EVER recover from.  Oh and you cant forget the other spin off brought to us by the manish looking Kardashian and her BBall husband showcasing that even though they are married she still has an inappropriate relationship with her siblings (seriously Khloe you're not supposed to shave your sister's "reality clip")  Speaking of marriage...please stop airing your obnoxious Kardashian wedding spectacles and more so advertising for it 3 months in advance.  Congratulations Kim on getting paid 18 million dollars to marry that DOUCHE, but who cares! It's one thing Kim to make your sex life public through your Emmy winning sex tapes, but maybe you should keep some part of your life private, such as your nuptials to Chris!    ...so from now on since I feel like I am more than sufficiently caught up with the Kardashians, if you do not mind I would like to Keep a Distance from the Kardashians...for at least 9 months....

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