Our (AWKWARD) Interview with Lester

SWP:  Lester it is great to meet you, tell us a little bit about yourself

Lester: Hi....
(awkward pause)

SWP:  Hi, soooo, you recently joined a dating site called Purrsonals, which is dedicated to cat lovers who are looking for love of their own.  Can you please share with us a little bit about this site and why you chose it?

Lester: Well I like cats.  Its a cool place where you can meet other cool people.  Whatever.

SWP:  Describe your ideal purrfect date.

Lester:  She's gotta be tall, smokin sexy, but doesnt smoke, I prefer blonds but whatever, and she must have at least 2 cats.

SWP:  That is interesesting, and yet specific, why 2 cats?

Lester:  Yeah 2 cats.
(even longer awkward pause)

SWP:  Righhhht (?!), so is there a reason she has to have 2 cats instead of say 3.

Lester: (huffs in frustration) I said 2 because of Sprinkles and Jermaine.

SWP:  For the sake of this article, let's just, oh I dont know, let's just pretend no one knows what a "Sprinkles" or "Jermaine" is.... with that said could you please elaborate?!

Lester:  They're pretty much my best friends and we pretty much voted that my next woman has to have 2 cats.

SWP:  Why is it important to Sprinkles and Jermaine that your "woman" have 2 cats?

Lester:  Its pretty much brother code.  You cant get jiggy with it if you dont try and hook up your bretheren

SWP:  Lester, ...is it fair to assume Sprinkles and Jermaine are cats?

Please tune in to tomorrow's blog when we continue our interview with Lester, and his odd choice of profile descriptions that if he were under oath, might be faced with pergory