SWP: Lester, I was very intrigued when I read the profile that I am assuming you created about yourself on Purrsonals.com. It says here that you are seeking women who are between 6'1"-6'-8". Have you always been attracted to taller women?
Lester: Of course, when I woo a woman I like to be able to look into their eyes. Both of the women I have been with have enjoyed it.
SWP: Be that as it may, I am just a little confused because you are 4'2" which doesn't necessarily make you "eye level" with them.
Lester: Its close enough...and I'm more like 4'2 and a half inches, so...
SWP: Righhht?! But then you go on to say that you have an athletic body and I quote "if you are fat do not even think about contacting me, have some dignity". Lester I do not know how to put this delicately, but would you really consider your body build as "athletic".
Lester: I mean i made that profile over week ago and I used to work out on my WII everyday but got a REALLY bad cramp in my foot and havent been able to work out so Ive gained a couple pounds.
SWP: I completely understand people might, well, exaggerate a little on these sites, but don't you think it is important to be upfront and honest if you are in fact looking for love.
Lester: I only exaggerated a little bit
SWP: Its perfectly fine for us to just agree to disagree on that, but then why did you put the picture of the youngest Jonas Brother as your profile pic?!
(Enter Natasha from New York)
Lester: Who is this pretty lady, hi there sex kitten you are smokin hot...MEEEOW!
Natasha: Either this little troll leaves or I do! Why is he making eye contact with me...
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